ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
