I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize