I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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