Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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