your room smells of hookers.
And success
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
