You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
These tits shall not be calmed
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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