wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
she told me i tasted like america
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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