shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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