girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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