Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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