Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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