I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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