she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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