she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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