Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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