Whod you bang
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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