if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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