HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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