its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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