If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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