Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
