This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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