I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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