How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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