Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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