The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Michael Bay diarrhea
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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