I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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