Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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