He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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