just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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