I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I think your dad took our porno
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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