I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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