thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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