Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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