For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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