it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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