Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I just want nice things and good sex
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
