i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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