i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I want to be your penis for a week.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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