the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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