Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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