This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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