Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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