the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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