he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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