I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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