the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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