I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
even my farts smell like vagina
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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