if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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