fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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