Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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